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When Johnny went out for a drive to clear his weary head, he saw a gruesome accident out on the road ahead,
He drove by slow to scope the scene and see if someone died, to check and see how badly that they may have wrecked their ride,
He saw two corpses on the ground in pools of crimson red, the iron mangled, torn apart and they were surely dead,
He scoffed and smiled then said, “Thank fuck I’m not like those two stiffs!” – But while he looked away, he drove his car off of a cliff.